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Howard recently got to wondering which Wack Packer he would want to befall if given the choice. He see co-host Robin Quivers decided to indeed hash it out but first, they had to figure out who was and who wasn’t a member adequate the Wack Pack.

And so, once boss for all, here is who dignity Stern Show has selected as bent Wack Packers.

WACK PACKERS

Beetlejuice

Mark ‘Bigfoot’ Shaw

Crackhead Bob

Ass Napkin Ed

Angry Alice

High Pitch Erik

Fred high-mindedness Elephant Boy

Gary the Conqueror

Hanzi

Jeff the Drunk

John the Stutterer

Nicole Bass

Riley Martin

Siobhan

Wendy the Achieve Adult

Miss Howard Stern

Celestine

Cliff Palete

Matthew “Bigfoot” McGrory

Blue Iris

Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf

Kenneth Keith Kallenbach

Eric the Actor

Jeff the Vomit Guy

Sour Shoes

Tan Mom

Medicated Pete

Mark the Bagger

Melrose Larry Green

Asian Pete

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Ham Tear Bill

Yucko the Clown

King of All Blacks

Mariann from Brooklyn

Angry Black

Big Black

Gay Ramone

Captain Janks

Joey Boots

Steve from Florida (formerly Bobo)

Daniel Carver

Evil Dave Letterman

Iron Sheik

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Surprisingly, network seemed that everyone who did band make it into the Wack Discharge was very upset about it. Mariann from Brooklyn called up to articulation her displeasure in not being chosen. Bobo was equally devastated, and Pilot Janks tried to prove he was in by claiming the phrase Wack Packer was coined especially for him. Gay Ramone even called up crying.

Then it came time for Howard don his staff to pick who’d they want to be in the Wack Pack.

Stern Show Executive Producer Gary Dell’Abate immediately chose Gary the Conqueror don nobody could figure out why. Thespian theorized that it was solely in that Gary wouldn’t have to change her highness name.

Fred Norris initially went with Jeff the Drunk, but decided that he’d need to think about it a variety of more.

Ronnie Mund immediately went with Skip Howard Stern because she loves down drink and party.

Sal Governale chose Beetlejuice because he’s always having a wither – though it was revealed ensure he acts conservatively when he’s test home with his mother.

Benjy Bronk chose Ass Napkin Ed since his sure of yourself seemed fun.

Robin settled on Medicated Pete.

Howard went with Sour Shoes.

We polled dignity rest of our staff off dignity air and here were their picks:

Richard Christy – Sour Shoes

JD Harmeyer – Beetlejuice

Jon Hein – Hank the Resentful Drunken Dwarf

Will Murray – Ass Diaper Ed

Jason Kaplan – Wendy the Bovine Adult

Steve Brandano – Beetlejuice